i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
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Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
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Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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