u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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