Can i not drive my cunt home
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
tell me about the eggs
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