Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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