brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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