at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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