remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
She announced her abortion via fbk
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Randomize
