driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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