My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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