I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Couch. On fire.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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