You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
third nipple confirmed
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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