i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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