I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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