if i can run in heels then i can drive
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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