just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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