How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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