i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
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Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
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Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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