he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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