I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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