So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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