you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
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