Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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