Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
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