HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Hello Stephanie, you need to come pick me up at Par Blvrd correctional facility and bring $750-$1000 for bail. I just got a DUI. Thank you.
What!?!?! How are you txting?!
Because this is Officer Reynolds, and I just arrested your boyfriend.
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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