yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
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I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
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I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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