Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
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i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
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Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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