she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
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dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
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Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.