Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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