sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
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still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
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Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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