Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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