What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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