i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
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They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
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By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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