He is such a slut. More and more my type.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
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He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
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I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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