I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
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why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
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She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
FUCK WHALES
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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