I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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