Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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