i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
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i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
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I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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