Where did you get a picture of my penis
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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