Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
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For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
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Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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