better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
please don't ironically join a cult
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