even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
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are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
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I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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