yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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