Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
FUCK WHALES
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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