You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
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I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
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I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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