i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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