I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
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