It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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