I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
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I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
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You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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