i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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