I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
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The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
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Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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