he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
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My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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