The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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