my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
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How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
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Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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