DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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